{"id":87,"date":"2009-08-11T13:13:12","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T17:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gad.net\/Blog\/?p=87"},"modified":"2015-10-21T23:59:32","modified_gmt":"2015-10-22T03:59:32","slug":"annie-and-the-bananas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gad.net\/Blog\/2009\/08\/11\/annie-and-the-bananas\/","title":{"rendered":"Annie and the Bananas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gad.net\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Bananas.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-6789\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gad.net\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Bananas-300x241.jpg\" alt=\"Bananas\" width=\"200\" height=\"160\" \/><\/a>Lauren was cleaning and found a piece of a banana stem where there should be one. She went to check on the bananas in the bowl on the counter. Can you guess what she saw?<\/p>\n<p>No bananas.<\/p>\n<p>The entire bunch is gone. Nothing else disturbed on the counter, and no other signs of the tasty fruit to be found. The bananas are hard for the kids to reach, let alone a big dog who thinks she&#8217;s a cat. I seriously cannot imagine how she could reach them without destroying everything else on the counter.<\/p>\n<p>Original Newf-Net Post: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newf.net\/Forums\/showthread.php?p=593062#post593062\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.newf.net\/Forums\/showthread.php?p=593062#post593062<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lauren was cleaning and found a piece of a banana stem where there should be one. She went to check on the bananas in the bowl on the counter. Can you guess what she saw? No bananas. The entire bunch is gone. 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