{"id":269,"date":"2009-08-21T03:05:53","date_gmt":"2009-08-21T07:05:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gad.net\/Blog\/?p=269"},"modified":"2009-08-21T03:08:21","modified_gmt":"2009-08-21T07:08:21","slug":"annie-and-the-screen-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gad.net\/Blog\/2009\/08\/21\/annie-and-the-screen-door\/","title":{"rendered":"Annie and the Screen Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"thumbnail wp-caption alignright\" style=\"width: 325px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gad.net\/GAD\/Dogs\/Annie\/_B0Z7607-2-CropBW-800.jpg\" alt=\"Annies Naughty Nose\" width=\"315\" height=\"209\" \/><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">Annie&#39;s Naughty Nose<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>We have a new screen door.<\/p>\n<p>No I have not succumbed to pointless (and seemingly ubiquitous) \u201cI\u2019m making coffee!\u201d blog entries. This screen door, like everything else it seems, is directly tied to Annie.<\/p>\n<p>When we moved into our house back in 1997, the house had just been refitted with then-new Anderson windows and sliding glass doors. There are two beautiful sliding patio doors in our house; one upstairs in the dining room, and one downstairs in the family room. These sliding doors are our primary means of egress to the deck and back yard, so they are used frequently throughout the day.<\/p>\n<p>The doors used to have beautiful wooden panels on the large sheets of glass. A matrix of intersecting decorative wooden strips made the doors look like they were made from 12 small panes of glass. They looked nice until Cozy learned to paw at the door to go out. Cozy eventually destroyed these strips, so for the past five years or so, the doors have been unadorned. Annie would have no doubt destroyed them anyway.<\/p>\n<p>At some point in the past, Cozy had torn the screen on the upstairs door. The tear wasn\u2019t large \u2013 maybe a few inches, and though ugly, the tear did not greatly affect the screen\u2019s ability to keep bugs out. Then we got Annie.<\/p>\n<p>Annie discovered that she could fit her pointy little ferret nose into this opening. She also discovered, that if she pushed, she could make the hole bigger! Bad dog!<\/p>\n<p>I like to believe that there is a degree of decorum in my house. There is not of course, but I like to believe there are rules that was as civilized people try to follow. We all follow the unspoken rule that when having nice things, we must not destroy them lest they become ugly \u2013 or worse \u2013 useless things. Annie is a free spirit, who has no use for rules \u2013 especially unspoken ones.<\/p>\n<p>One fine day, Annie was trying to get inside. I\u2019m not sure why \u2013 zombies in the yard maybe? We do have a bit of a zombie problem here in New Jersey. Whatever the reason, Annie stood at the door, woofed her little ferret woof, and becoming impatient with our inaction, pushed her nose onto the screen as dogs often do. Annie is no ordinary dog though.<\/p>\n<p>Annie the ferret-dog pushed her nose into the hole just as I walked up. \u201cAnnie NO!\u201d I yelled as I ran up to stop her. Feeling panicked, she did what any crazed 100 pound puppy-ferret would do; she pushed.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn\u2019t get there in time. I tried \u2013 I swear that I tried. I can vividly remember the sound. The awful sound of tearing screen fabric as Annie\u2019s black and white nose with that cute patch of white came pushing through the tear. As if watching a demonic birth, the head came next. It was horrifying!<\/p>\n<p>The closer I got to the wicked beast, the more agitated she got. Being fully committed she had made her choice. In one final push, 100 pounds of black and white mayhem came through the screen. What had been a three inch hole was now a tear that my eight-year-old could walk through. Annie, now inside, wisely ran to hide behind Lauren. In the stunned silence, all that could be heard was mumbled obscenities while I stood and stared at the wrecked door.<\/p>\n<p>Guinness, having been out on the deck watching, waited for the excitement to end. As if nothing had\u00a0 happened, he got up, and walked through the new opening that Annie had so thoughtfully provided.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, I bought a new sliding screen door for the kitchen. Are there any bets as to how long it will last?<\/p>\n<p>GAD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have a new screen door. No I have not succumbed to pointless (and seemingly ubiquitous) \u201cI\u2019m making coffee!\u201d blog entries. This screen door, like everything else it seems, is directly tied to Annie. 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