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\"\"<\/a>Tales of a Butter-Licking Ferret-Dog<\/em>\u00a0tells the life story of Annie, the very special (in the odd sort of super-villain way) Landseer Newfoundland dog who Lauren drove from New Jersey to Ohio to adopt. \u00a0Like Cozy Tales, these tales are free:\u00a0\u00a0No ads, no spam, no BS: just true stories of a wacky\u00a0dog and how she changed our lives.<\/p>\n

If you like any of these stories, all I ask in return is that you share it on your favorite social media page.<\/p>\n

These tales will be compiled into a book when I have time which given my current schedule will be some time around 2035.<\/p>\n

These weren’t originally written to be chapters in a book, so some of them just look like blog posts, but as they progress the idea of them being chapters took hold in my brain.<\/p>\n

Enjoy!<\/p>\n[table width=”553″ colwidth=”3|350| 200″ colalign=”right|left|left”]\nCh,\u00a0Title, Post Date<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Cream Cheese<\/a>, “August 11th, 2009”<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Mashed Potatoes<\/a>, “August 14th, 2009”<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Shower Trash<\/a>, “August 17th, 2009”<\/p>\n

,Annie Gets the Apples<\/a>,”August 18th, 2009″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Screen Door<\/a>,”August 21st, 2009″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Screen Door \u2013 Part II<\/a>,”August 22, 2009″<\/p>\n

,Death of a Remote Control<\/a>,”August 31st, 2009″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Butter<\/a>,”September 3rd, 2009″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Gentle Leader<\/a>,”September 10th, 2009″<\/p>\n

,Annie\u2019s Good Side<\/a>,”October 4th, 2009″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Illusion of Reality<\/a>,”October 29th, 2009″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Office Door<\/a>,”November 28th, 2009″<\/p>\n

,The Old Man and the Beast<\/a>,”January 26th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Butter \u2013 Part II<\/a>,”February 5th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Chocolate<\/a>,”February 15th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie the Girl Scout<\/a>,”May 14th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie the Cheeseburglar<\/a>,”May 21st, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Butter \u2013 Part III<\/a>,”May 28th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie: Bagel Snatcher<\/a>,”June 4th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,”Annie and the Zombies<\/a>,”June 11th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie: The Beginning<\/a>,”June 18th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Towels<\/a>,”June 25th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie Guinness and the Mashed Potatoes<\/a>,”July 2nd, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Stuff Annie has Destroyed<\/a>,”July 9th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Dog Catcher Man<\/a>,”July 23, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie Babies and Fimbo<\/a>,”July 30th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Vacuum<\/a>,”August 6th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie the Tribble<\/a>,”August 20th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Vacation with Two Newfs \u2013 Day One<\/a>,”August 27th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Vacation with Two Newfs \u2013 Day Two<\/a>,”September 3rd, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Vacation with Two Newfs \u2013 Day Three<\/a>,”September 10th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Vacation with Two Newfs \u2013 Day Four<\/a>,”September 17th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Vacation with Two Newfs \u2013 Day Five<\/a>,”September 24th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Vacation with Two Newfs \u2013 Day Six<\/a>,”October 1st, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Vacation with two Newfs \u2013 Day Seven<\/a>,”October 8th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Vacation with Two Newfs \u2013 The End<\/a>,”October 15th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Mousetrap<\/a>,”November 5th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Tissues<\/a>,”November 11th, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Fannie and the Macbook Pro<\/a>,”November 19th 2010″<\/p>\n

,Dog Dinner D\u00e9tente<\/a>,”December 3rd, 2010″<\/p>\n

,Annie the Protector<\/a>,”July 22nd, 2011″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Pizza<\/a>,”August 5th, 2011″<\/p>\n

,Annie and the Antenna Muffins<\/a>,”December 18th, 2011″<\/p>\n[\/table]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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